Saturday, September 12, 2009

How To Raise The Velocity On Autococker Trilogy

Report Japan - part


Destination: Japan
Date: August 3 to 17
Fearless adventurer: Desdemona, Sabina (sister of Desdemona) and Silvia (mutual friend of two sisters)
plane and hotels booked online
In pocket : Japan Rail Pass purchased in Italy, Lonely Planet by the specific weight of the lead cast, the blessings of parents who hope that I "finally finds her husband at this point it's OK to a foreigner, as long as you accaso"


3-4 August 2009

The plane leaves at 21:45 from Malpensa, but since I do not know well the way we start to get to the airport early (thanks mother who brought you, otherwise we had to change 3 trains and spend only 25 euro per person one way) and at 16:00 we're already there.
To our astonishment, despite missing several hours at the start, the doors that give you a ticket, but especially the suitcase on board, are already open! Why? Because the airline we chose was the JAL, the national airline of Japan. And here we begin to sense that things work very differently in Japan than in Italy.
confirm I suspect that when we're on the plane: every seat has a small TV with 12 channels, in which Japanese and American films were screened with subtitles in both languages, from just a movie, such as Wolverine, the latest Star Trek etc.. He had also built a platform with a dozen games (tetris from a memory, through the solitaire with cards), different radio channels and a channel on which were projected images constantly taken by a camera outside the aircraft.
Twelve-hour flight is heavy, especially for me that I can not sleep. However, very calm flight, without any problems.
arrive, hurry in 20 minutes with the procedures per la dogana e l’immigrazione (ora i giapponesi hanno le mie impronte digitali e la mia foto, che popolo fortunato XD). Quindi passiamo al recupero bagagli. E qui, ancora una volta, scopriamo che le cose sono un pochino diverse rispetto all’Italia: i nostri bagagli sono già sui nastri pronte per essere recuperate!
Recuperate le valigie, andiamo negli uffici della Japan Rail per cambiare il vaucher con il Pass vero e proprio e ci facciamo fare i biglietti per il Narita Express, treno dalla prenotazione obbligatoria che dal suddetto aeroporto in un’oretta ti porta a Tokyo. La nostra destinazione è Shibuya.
Da lì prendiamo la Yamanote per scendere alla nostra station (Shin-Okubo) from where we start our search for the hotel, map in hand.
Obviously the map is almost useless, since the reference points are 3, then wander for half an hour until the end do not we take the right road and we arrive here:
hotel site tokyo
We accept that an old defines "obasan" and not to squash a word of English. However, between my lack of Japanese language and gestures make us fill in the attendance book, paid the bill and then passes to the frivolous chatter, of which I would have done without as they were 24 hours that I was not sleeping. What we asked? Well, the first question is what we have done all the Japanese who, noticing our distinctively foreign, have had the courage to speak to me: where are you from? To which generally followed immediately the other question, but all three Italian? For some reason, I do not believe that I was. Then we said
all'obasan Sabina and I are sisters. His reaction was identical to that of any other person to whom we pointed out this detail:
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHH !?!?!?!?!?" O__________O
At last the old woman asked us our age . It also here when I revealed the number of my springs had the same reaction everyone else, regardless of latitude in which they live:
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHH !?!?!?!?!? O__________O But I therein gave up 20 22 "
Having received this information, we wished him a pleasant stay in Japan and left the room.
The room ... let's talk. Typically, Japanese, coffee table, folded futon, a bathroom with deep bath, also hailed for Japanese standards ... the problem was that it was dirty! The mat had become pale yellow to gray, the windows, which did not open, a finger of dust! The sheets of futon were clean but the mattresses and blankets to those held were not taking air for centuries. Not for nothing, after the first night in that bed, we were covered with red dots are still unaware of that nature, but which I suspect fleas. In the bathroom, then there was a nauseating smell. On the other hand there was a TV as big as the table, but due to fatigue, we decided to go out, find a room for dinner and returned to his room to sleep, since they were already 22:00.
around there were many rooms that offered food and all the reproductions in plastic dishes with its price. A boon for us foreign!

At the end we opt for a place that sells ramen. The fact that there were no patrons inside would make us suspect, but we were exhausted. How was it? Insipidus. Not good, not bad. Imagine a bowl of vegetable broth within which rests a portion of spaghetti without salt, lots of green vegetables cut into strips by the unknown nature and two very small pieces of meat fat. I spread a veil on my ability to use chopsticks citing fatigue as an excuse, the time (+ 7 hours ahead of the Italic lands), lack of sleep, old age, etc. ... XD
returned to the hotel and towards midnight, fall down on the futon ...
   



Monday, September 7, 2009

Controls For Pokemon Leaf Green Rom



Good bye Japan,

I’m back in the foggy land of North Italy ç__ç
Of course, when I was away from home and from my pc, in a really beautiful land, but where I can't find a working pc, one of my favourite LJ suddenly closed. It was a shock and still now I miss it ç__ç
Of course, when I arrived, my boss at work said that she need me 24/7.

Thank you boss ç___ç

There are still porblems at work, but not as urgent as before,
so today is the real first day I can sit in front of my pc with calm.
I'm writing a diary of my travel and I will post it soon.
In the meantime, I decided to try a new site where I can buy english book:
http://www.bookdepository.co.uk/
It seems a good site: free delivery, good prices and it's not in America, so I don't have to pay custom tax  ^0^
I have just ordered a couple of book: now I have just to wait and hope that italian post and mail service don't lost my books.


 

Monday, July 6, 2009

Sidekick 08 Hack Programs

I'm back it's not yaoi, it's Japanese rorschach

It's done. I have:

- Ticket Milan-Tokyo & Tokyo-Milan 
- Japan Rail Pass
- Lonely Planet guide for Japan (really useful, but it's so expansive and it's so heavy: they made it with metal?)
- reservation for hotel in
Tokyo , Hakone and Kyoto .

This summer I will go to Japan!

4-5-6 August: Tokyo (maybe a trip in a near city)
7 August: Hakone
8-9 August : Kyoto
10 August: Osaka
11 August: Kobe
12 August: Kyoto
13-16 August: T okyo (maybe a trip in a near city, most probably shopping, shopping and shopping again XD)
17 August: departure
Thinking about those happy days, but also considering my inexistent spatial orientation, I have found
this fantastic site that show with pictures how to arrive to Otome Road, the street of yaoi.
But there are a couple of problems:
1) My sister and a friend of mine are coming with me and they don't know I like yaoi.
2) The custom!!! What will I say to the policeman that, looking in my suitcase, will find tons of books with beautiful and young man loving each other?

I have to find alibi:
1) "but, in Japan this is art!!!!"
2) "come on, it isn't dope!"
3) "maybe you don't know, but this is the ultimate fashion trend. Wanna try?"
4) "it's all for psychological research... never heard about the coming soon book "the secrets of a yaoi fangirl? No?I will be glad to sent to you and your beautiful lady a free copy"
5) "Actually it is the japanese Rorschach
test: they seem to you two boys that are doing sinful acts, but it's your mind that make you think this: actually  it's a basket of fruit " XD